Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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What country is the most fragile?

China!

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.