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Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

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What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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Who's yours?

Me: The babysitter

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?

Because they can sheik it.

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

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What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.