What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

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Why were Mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

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What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!