What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

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What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!