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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili