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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Why were Mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!