Why were my balls wet?

Cause i dipped em' in the wishing well!

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry..

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why were my balls wet?

Cause i dipped em' in the wishing well!

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.