100 dollars
100$ bill
Because women are at the wheel.
A son Bern
Weekend at Bernie's.
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
Nothing
They were both driving their cars at the time!
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)
Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu
Hey that's mycoat Jackson!