100 Dollar Jokes

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

Jackson Jokes More Jackson Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

President Jokes More President Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.