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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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Right Jokes More Right Jokes

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who survives?

America.

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

Steve Bannon Jokes More Steve Bannon Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

White Powder Jokes More White Powder Jokes

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!

Why are there no black snowmen?

WHITE POWDER!!!