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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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America Jokes More America Jokes

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

Deleted

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Crazy Guy Jokes More Crazy Guy Jokes

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Leave Turn Jokes More Leave Turn Jokes

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's.

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.