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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

What is Matthew McConaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.