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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many children does Jamal have?

Show your work.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

White Nationalist Jokes More White Nationalist Jokes

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Journalist Jokes More Journalist Jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.