American Police Officer Jokes

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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He thought they said internet camp

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.