Conditioner Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

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Conditioner Gordon Jokes More Conditioner Gordon Jokes

What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why is 2 dimensional soda not popular?

Because it's always flat.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What does Sodium and Batman have in common?

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out....

Antique Jokes More Antique Jokes

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.