Conditioner Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

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Conditioner Gordon Jokes More Conditioner Gordon Jokes

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.