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Conditioner Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Mint Conditioner Jokes More Mint Conditioner Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.