3+ Funny Cotton Picker Jokes

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Pill Bottle Jokes More Pill Bottle Jokes

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?

Junkie Jokes More Junkie Jokes

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Cotton Picker Jokes

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