The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.
The black one always dies first.
It was a sting operation.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
It reminds him of Uncle Ben.
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
Masta-Don.
Because he was a slave to the cistern!
Nether of them have a pop.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Because its delicious.
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
