Diary Jokes

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

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Concentration Jokes More Concentration Jokes

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

Where do people with one leg work?

Ihop

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

The Book of who's Boo.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What is cosmetics?

Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.