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Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!