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Divorce Man Jokes

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Seperate Jokes More Seperate Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.