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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

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What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

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How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake?

They're attractive!

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)