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Impasta Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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I Love Pizza & You

What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Postmodernist Ravioli Jokes More Postmodernist Ravioli Jokes

What do you call a postmodernist ravioli?

An intellectual impasta'.

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Fake Spaghetti Jokes More Fake Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An

What do you call a fake spaghetti?

An impasta

Chow Mein Jokes More Chow Mein Jokes

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!