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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

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What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

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Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

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What do you call a postmodernist ravioli?

An intellectual impasta'.

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.