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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes More Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Tomato Sauce Jokes More Tomato Sauce Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

Fake Spaghetti Jokes More Fake Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call a fake spaghetti?

An impasta