An impasta.
An impasta
Impastas
An Impasta
An intellectual impasta'.
Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
Because that I totally get.
Pasta la vista, baby!
Because he used a non-stick pan.
He only had Non-Stick pans.
An
Sooey sauce.
Impasta
To get yakisoba.
Because he was Alfredo pasta!