Impasta Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What does a black and white bear use to cook its dinner?

A pan, duh!

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Chow Mein Jokes More Chow Mein Jokes

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Postmodernist Ravioli Jokes More Postmodernist Ravioli Jokes

What do you call a postmodernist ravioli?

An intellectual impasta'.

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes More Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.