Impasta Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes More Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Chow Mein Jokes More Chow Mein Jokes

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

Tomato Sauce Jokes More Tomato Sauce Jokes

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace