Impasta Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Postmodernist Ravioli Jokes More Postmodernist Ravioli Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

What do you call a postmodernist ravioli?

An intellectual impasta'.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call someone who's pretending to be from Sicily?

Amoxicillin

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

Fake Spaghetti Jokes More Fake Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call a fake spaghetti?

An impasta

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

Tomato Sauce Jokes More Tomato Sauce Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta