They don't like any witnesses.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
A DaVincheese curl
We only met last week!
They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.
Easy. More traffic is going to hell.
It's a match made in Heaven!
They're all Renaissance Italian artists.
Those are the wrong Sais.
Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
Pork, eh
Hyruleglyphics.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from Italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
Because he is a Norsissist.
