J.K Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Harry Jokes More Harry Jokes

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.