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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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Never mind, I'll escalator

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You're a lizard Harry!

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Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling