Kid Meal Jokes

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Picnic Jokes More Picnic Jokes

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

Small Breast Jokes More Small Breast Jokes

Bear Attack Jokes More Bear Attack Jokes

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

Breastfeed Jokes More Breastfeed Jokes

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!