Kid Meal Jokes

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Breastfeed Jokes More Breastfeed Jokes

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

Picnic Jokes More Picnic Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What is a picnic?

Correct!

Small Breast Jokes More Small Breast Jokes

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)