Kid Meal Jokes

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Picnic Jokes More Picnic Jokes

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What is a picnic?

Correct!

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Bear Attack Jokes More Bear Attack Jokes
Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.