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Kid Meal Jokes

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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Small Breast Jokes More Small Breast Jokes

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

How was copper wire invented?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Breastfeed Jokes More Breastfeed Jokes

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Bear Attack Jokes More Bear Attack Jokes

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

Picnic Jokes More Picnic Jokes

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!