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Kid Meal Jokes

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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Picnic Jokes More Picnic Jokes

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Small Breast Jokes More Small Breast Jokes

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Bear Attack Jokes More Bear Attack Jokes

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."