He gets the kids meal.
Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."
Give him the biggest bananas.
Tips waitress*
The meal would fallout of flavor.
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
So black kids could get messy too.
They're more of a kids meal.
All he wants is Just Ice
Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.
Row v. Wade
They only had two vans
HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."