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Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

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What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Criticize Jokes More Criticize Jokes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Broadcast Jokes More Broadcast Jokes

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!