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Red Eye Jokes

What do you call a mooner on the last overnight flight?

A red-eye

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Love Story Jokes More Love Story Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.