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Red Eye Jokes

What do you call a mooner on the last overnight flight?

A red-eye

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Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

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Love Story Jokes More Love Story Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off