Red Eye Jokes

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

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Love Story Jokes More Love Story Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it.

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.