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Sinko Jokes

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Quick Sand Jokes More Quick Sand Jokes

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Bullfighter Jokes More Bullfighter Jokes

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

Condiment Jokes More Condiment Jokes

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.