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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire