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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire