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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.