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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

Because he only made a good buccaneer.

What are you doing with your life?

I'm up.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap