How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

Cause their cars are always Stalin

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a russian bull?

A moscow

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.