How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

100 Baby Jokes More 100 Baby Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips