How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.