What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.