How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!