Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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He became a quack head

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Your grandma.

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The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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A meowntain.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.