How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews