How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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Because it's a terrible album.

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It isn't hard.

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Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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I have only my shelf to blame

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.