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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!