What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

It's pointless

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious...

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.