What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?

This is the end of me!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.