He ate the dentist.
A brick.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
He was kinda flakey
Because they're all a bunch of flakes
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Because it goes right out of your head.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Because he ate five fruits a day!
At tooth hurty.
Girl: No, I am a dentist.
A not-yeti.
Not-a-Yeti
