What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

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Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.