They don't want to pay for mods.
Anything it wants!
Outlaws are wanted people
You would pay to have a potato on you...
By the Pound!
Fish are cool
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
A steamed vegetable
He was blowing off Steam
A casket
Coffin
Removed
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
Because they can't spell "read it".
Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.