What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

Fabric Jokes More Fabric Jokes

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen