What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What do you call a dream about soda?

A fanta sea

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.