What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

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What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.