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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Lisp Jokes More Lisp Jokes

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Brace Jokes More Brace Jokes

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham