What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

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What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Who's there! Bolton! Bolton who?

Bolton braces!

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.