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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Lisp Jokes More Lisp Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Brace Jokes More Brace Jokes

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Who's there! Bolton! Bolton who?

Bolton braces!

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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