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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

Lisp Jokes More Lisp Jokes

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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