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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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