What does a brick and your mom have in common?

They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.