What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's a Hindu?

It lays iggs.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.