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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

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Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

An RPG

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek