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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

Rated movies.

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What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

Rated movies.