What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

Brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.