What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Second Time Jokes More Second Time Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...