A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.
A dead baby can feed a family of four
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Me *turns around and goes back out*
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
When they scream they make no sense
When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
A force of habit
Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
They were both caught with hands in their drawers.
