What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

What STD does a hip black man get?

Kool-AIDs