What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion?

Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger

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Cool your jets.

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Because abortions float.

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Using a Luigi board!

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It lost its contacts.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.