What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit?

Her last one