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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE