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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What's the difference between Congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.